August 2011
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Punctuation, use it.
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
‘Why?’ asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
‘Well, I’m a panda,’ he says, at the door. ‘Look it...
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The Random Ramblings of Me: foreshadowing in... →
therandomramblingsofme:
In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, the trio go to St. Mungo’s to visit Mr. Weasley. ” They climbed a flight of stairs and entered the “Creature-Induced Injuries” corridor, where the second door on the right bore the words ‘DANGEROUS’ DAI LLEWELLYN WARD: SERIOUS BITES. “
If you put…
